My Infinite Jest

A record of the bookmarks I made while reading Infinite Jest

Monday, June 13, 2011

3 NOVEMBER Y.A.D.U. / 214

The active, alert woman gave chase to the purse snatching “woman” for as long as she could, plaintively shouting to passers by the words “Stop her! She stole my heart!” on the fashionable sidewalk crowded with shoppers, reportedly shouting repeatedly, “She stole my heart, stop her!” In response to her plaintive calls, tragically, misunderstanding shoppers and passers by merely shook their heads at one another, smiling knowingly at what they ignorantly presumed to be yet another alternative lifestyle’s relationship gone sour.